a liberal dose of sarcasmTumblr (3.0; @hategun)http://hategun.tumblr.com/“<p>A tribal elder tells his grandson about the battle the old man is waging within himself. </p> <p>He says, “My son, it is between two wolves. One is an evil wolf: anger, envy, sorrow, greed, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is the good wolf: joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.” </p> <p>The boy takes this in for a few minutes and then asks, “Which wolf will win?” </p> <p>His grandfather answers, “The one I feed.”</p>”http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/61073382http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/61073382Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:18:00 -0800<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=06bdeb763d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=06bdeb763d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A video analogy: The guy in the red hat is America. The people in the stands are the rest of the world.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/45586411http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/45586411Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:36:40 -0700“Blackwater is the fruit of a poisonous tree — this unquenchable thirst for offensive war and U.S. domination. The only function that these companies play in U.S. society is to enable unpopular, aggressive wars of conquest and a subversion of democratic oversight and accountability over U.S. taxpayer-funded operations.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jeremy Scahill, author of “Blackwater: The Rise Of The World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army” <a href="http://www.alternet.org/story/88127/?page=4" target="_blank">http://www.alternet.org/story/88127/?page=4</a></em>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/39470346http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/39470346Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:08:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5j2YDq6FkVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5j2YDq6FkVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Bill O’Reilly Freak Out — The Dance Remix</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/38815743http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/38815743Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:48:59 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hj1hCDjwG6M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hj1hCDjwG6M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This man is making my job as a cynical, world-weary blogger very, very difficult. I feel something resembling hope.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/38570675http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/38570675Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:17:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dtL-1V3OZ0c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dtL-1V3OZ0c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Best. Speech. Ever.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/37401617http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/37401617Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:19:01 -0700<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=470f7bf1c2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=470f7bf1c2" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I want to punch these girls in the vagina.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/36529747http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/36529747Thu, 29 May 2008 21:12:45 -0700<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/UAOIU6yMh95f2typLSsPrsYb_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Natalie Portman is very, very, very excited to meet Hillary Clinton.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/35230571http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/35230571Sun, 18 May 2008 09:54:57 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiKh9Ko3mw4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiKh9Ko3mw4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/35164162http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/35164162Sat, 17 May 2008 16:31:52 -0700<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/84906361" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://current.com/e/84906361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>From Russia, With Hate</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34568447http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34568447Mon, 12 May 2008 11:38:19 -0700<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/ThatHillaryShow">That Hillary Show</a>: <p>FANTASTIC Hillary Clinton impersonator. Spot on. Someone call Lorne Michaels.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34562944http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34562944Mon, 12 May 2008 10:36:52 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRbBJi0jfdU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRbBJi0jfdU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34562199http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34562199Mon, 12 May 2008 10:25:40 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/UAOIU6yMh8uojmgxINgPkog6_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34399840http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34399840Sat, 10 May 2008 21:34:49 -0700<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=d0a842c3d2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=d0a842c3d2" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34252523http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34252523Fri, 09 May 2008 10:38:35 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vAPf9V3_li0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vAPf9V3_li0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Saving the world has never been so sexy. </p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34155837http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/34155837Thu, 08 May 2008 13:27:00 -0700<embed src="http://blip.tv/play/g061uS4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="250" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33443699http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33443699Thu, 01 May 2008 10:20:18 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qRuNxHqwazs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qRuNxHqwazs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33295783http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33295783Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:24:48 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJCOAO0rZSM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJCOAO0rZSM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Personally, I prefer girls with bones.</p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33293306http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33293306Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:45:26 -0700<p>Marveling at the brilliance of Carrotmob. Micro-activism at its best. <a href="http://www.carrotmob.org/make-it-rain.html" target="_blank">http://www.carrotmob.org/make-it-rain.html</a></p>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33186377http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33186377Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:46:02 -0700<a href="http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/">Hot Chicks With Douchebags</a>http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33177188http://hategun.tumblr.com/post/33177188Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:33:51 -0700