November 2008
1 post
“A tribal elder tells his grandson about the battle the old man is waging within...”
August 2008
1 post
WatchA video analogy: The guy in the red hat is America. The people in the stands are the rest of the world.
June 2008
4 posts
“Blackwater is the fruit of a poisonous tree — this unquenchable thirst for...”
– Jeremy Scahill, author of “Blackwater: The Rise Of The World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army” http://www.alternet.org/story/88127/?page=4
May 2008
10 posts
WatchI want to punch these girls in the vagina.
WatchFrom Russia, With Hate
That Hillary Show →
FANTASTIC Hillary Clinton impersonator. Spot on. Someone call Lorne Michaels.
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April 2008
16 posts
Speak softly, and carry a big carrot.
Marveling at the brilliance of Carrotmob. Micro-activism at its best. http://www.carrotmob.org/make-it-rain.html
Hot Chicks With Douchebags →
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Kim Jong-il builds ‘Thunderbirds’ runway for war... →
North Korean military engineers are completing an underground runway beneath a mountain that can protect fighter aircraft from attack until they take off at high speed through the mouth of a tunnel.
Next up: Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams.
Garbage Island →
It’s like Fantasy Island, but with broken hockey sticks and old tampons.
The Fabulous Fraudulent Life of Jocelyn and Ed →
They’re being called the Bonnie and Clyde of the 21st century. “That’s only because they’re young and good-looking,” scoffs Philadelphia detective Terry Sweeney. “These two were complete idiots. If this was two fat fucks from South Philly, it would have been Turner and Hooch.”
My girlfriend does this thing with her tongue .... →
Imagine the possibilities.
The Craziest Thing Gary Busey Ever Snorted Cocaine... →
Surprisingly, the answer is not “Tom Sizemore.”
Factor military duty into criticism →
Who’s the real patriot? You may be surprised.
“The most horrible weapon in any arsenal is the madness of men.”
– Richard Cohen, The Washington Post (http://tinyurl.com/2zthgd)
March 2008
10 posts
“I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a...”
– John McCain, when asked if contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV (http://tinyurl.com/23rncl)
John Cusack vs. the military industrial complex →
John Cusack trades in his trenchcoat and boombox for a tinfoil hat and words like “disastrous, free-market Utopian enterprise.”
House to investigate defense contract to firm that... →
Any time you’re describing a person using the words “a $300 million contract to provide ammunition to Afghanistan” and “on his MySpace page” in the same breath, you know something has gone very, very wrong.
“I like Tumblr. It’s like Twitter for people who hate the lowercase “e”.”
– me
Disabled pregnant woman used as target practice →
Dear Heartless Motherfuckers,
Looking forward to ass-raping you with a rusty, red-hot chainsaw. See ya soon!
— Satan
P.S. I will also punch you in the face.
“Survival of the fittest” is another way of saying “Death of the...”
– me
“I miss competence. There’s a lot of incompetence in this industry. Knowing...”
– Billy Joel (when asked about something obsolete that he misses).
Crunch all you want. We'll abort more. →
Cheeto that looks like Jesus, or cheesy, delicious aborted fetus with a distinctive crunch? You decide.
Signed up for tumblr. Now I have three blogs I have no time to update.