May 2012
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“Localization is such a pain in the ass. Can’t we just colonize the mud...”
– hategun (May 09, 2012 at 12:12PM)
April 2012
27 posts
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“Somehow I’ve gone from “Rage Against The Machine” to...”
– hategun (April 29, 2012 at 10:15PM)
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“The original title of “Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People” was...”
– hategun (April 29, 2012 at 04:35PM)
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“America is like the middle-aged white guy guy playing basketball at the city...”
– hategun (April 25, 2012 at 08:37AM)
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“If America had a spirit animal, it would be an angry sloth on a motorized...”
– hategun (April 24, 2012 at 12:04PM)
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“Anyone who says “the book is always better than the movie” has...”
– hategun (April 21, 2012 at 11:49AM)
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“Went for a sports massage, asked for a happy ending. Now I have to find...”
– hategun (April 21, 2012 at 11:28AM)
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“Every toy is a sex toy if you use enough lube.”
– hategun (April 18, 2012 at 02:06AM)
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“Day One of Insanity crossfit workout: Still sore from the squats, but the...”
– hategun (April 14, 2012 at 10:21AM)
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“Trying to decide: go on a diet, or eat undercooked beef and hope for a tapeworm.”
– hategun (April 13, 2012 at 06:53PM)
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“My trainer says “pain is failure leaving the body.” Unfortuntately,...”
– hategun (April 13, 2012 at 09:11AM)
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“If you’re ever put in charge of crucifying The Lord And Savior, a funny...”
– hategun (April 08, 2012 at 11:14AM)
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“What’s his name? Quasimodo? You know, now that you mention it, that does...”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 09:21PM)
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“BRB” — Jesus”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 01:06PM)
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“Mmmm. That chocolate crucifix was sacrilicious.”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 01:05PM)
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“I crucified a bunny,sat on Mel Gibson’s lap at the mall, arrested the Jews...”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 01:05PM)
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“Good Friday is followed by Unbelievably Shitty Saturday and I Have Something To...”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 01:04PM)
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“Went on an Easter egg hunt today. It was chaos. Kids with baskets running around...”
– hategun (April 06, 2012 at 01:03PM)
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“My favorite part of playing Battleship as a kid was the part where Brooklyn...”
– hategun (April 05, 2012 at 05:28PM)
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“I’m in a New York state of mind, so I just shit in a basement stairwell...”
– hategun (April 05, 2012 at 01:18AM)
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“I’ll eat this pizza right from the microwave” is another way of...”
– hategun (April 04, 2012 at 09:08PM)
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“When people say “you’re such a rockstar” they should clarify ...”
– hategun (April 02, 2012 at 09:21AM)
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“The best way to get LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem out of your head is to jam...”
– hategun (April 02, 2012 at 07:43AM)
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“I don’t know what I like more about Kate Upton: Her smile, or the adorable...”
– hategun (March 31, 2012 at 11:11PM)
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“Everything happens for a reason. Unfortunately, that reason is “God hates...”
– hategun (March 31, 2012 at 11:16PM)
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“I’ve got precisely 100 problems.” — Jay-Z, on his wedding day.”
– hategun (March 31, 2012 at 11:08PM)
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“Mitt Romney doesn’t condescend to poor voters. He has a custom elevator...”
– hategun (March 31, 2012 at 11:10PM)
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“Girlfriend said she’s dumping me because I’m...”
– hategun (March 31, 2012 at 10:59PM)
March 2012
146 posts
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“What’s never the answer?”
– hategun (March 28, 2012 at 10:18PM)
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“I don’t know if “titty-fucking a homunculus” is a real thing,...”
– hategun (March 28, 2012 at 09:52PM)
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“Walgreen’s really should have a fitting room where you can try on condoms,...”
– hategun (March 28, 2012 at 09:48PM)
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“I don’t mind the CIA assassinating a foreign dictator and installing a...”
– hategun (March 28, 2012 at 09:29PM)
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“I don’t know braille, but I could tell the blind kid was upset about his...”
– hategun (March 28, 2012 at 08:37AM)
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“I don’t care what anyone says — I don’t think I’m...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 09:42AM)
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“Just silently whispered the prayer “Get behind me Satan,” and it...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 09:39AM)
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“Trying to buy an iPad from Craigslist is a good way to let people know...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 09:11AM)
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“I’m having an Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting at my house, if anyone wants...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 09:05AM)
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“Jessica Simpson looks like she’s giving birth to another full-sized...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 08:26AM)
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“You spent $1,500 on courtside tickets? Cool. I spent 13 bucks on a striped shirt...”
– hategun (March 27, 2012 at 12:53AM)
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“With all due respect to the monarchy, it’s hard to take Her Majesty...”
– hategun (March 26, 2012 at 10:18AM)
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“The best part about an NWA reunion is that they can keep the same acronym and...”
– hategun (March 23, 2012 at 09:52AM)
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“I wonder if stick figure moms have stickers of real people on the back windows...”
– hategun (March 22, 2012 at 10:50AM)
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“3D Men And A Baby. You’re welcome, Steve Guttenberg.”
– hategun (March 22, 2012 at 07:05AM)
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“In space, nobody can hear you scream. Or I scream. Or we all scream. Nobody on...”
– hategun (March 22, 2012 at 06:55AM)
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“Kraft just re-branded their snack foods division as Mondelez, which is French...”
– hategun (March 22, 2012 at 12:42AM)
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“White Supremacy #RejectedLaundryDetergentMarketingSlogans”
– hategun (March 21, 2012 at 11:04PM)
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“The winner of the LA Marathon made it 26.2 miles across LA in just 2 hours and...”
– hategun (March 19, 2012 at 12:00AM)
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“That awkward moment when you try to give your girlfriend an abortion, only to...”
– hategun (March 18, 2012 at 05:45PM)
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“Working on my beach body. Then I’ll start on the ones in the woods.”
– hategun (March 18, 2012 at 05:16PM)
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“Keep your chin up, kid.” — a priest, fucking an altar boy in the...”
– hategun (March 17, 2012 at 11:38PM)